Monday, June 13, 2011

Does Lebron Pay Ohio Taxes?

If so, John Kasich is a dumbass (he is anyway):
Without naming James, Kasich's resolution commends the Mavericks for their ''loyalty, integrity and teamwork.'' He also makes them honorary Ohioans.
The resolution singles out MVP Dirk Nowitzki for choosing to re-sign with the Mavericks and forego free agency in the summer of 2010, ''thus remaining loyal to the team, city and fans for whom he played his entire career.'' James made an opposite choice by departing the Cleveland Cavaliers for Miami when he became a free agent.
I damn well know that Dirk Nowitzki doesn't pay taxes in Ohio.  If a businessman moved from Ohio to Florida to avoid paying Ohio taxes, John Kasich would consider him a rational actor, so what if Lebron moved to win basketball games?  I am assuming that Lebron doesn't have his primary home in Akron anymore, but if he did, he should send Kasich a letter with his taxes explaining that Kasich is a dick.  Anyway, Dirk Nowitzki remained loyal to the team, city and fans in Wurzburg, Germany by emigrating to the United States.  But John Kasich is too busy privatizing state government assets to notice such things.

Update:  It is obvious that Nowitzki stayed in Dallas because Texas has no income tax.

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