First, a video:
Monsoon V (4K) from Mike Olbinski on Vimeo.
I realize I've really been sucking at the blogging. For this, I blame Trump. Sure, harvest has been taking up a decent amount of time, and we are still screwing around trying to get done. We've had some breakdowns, some elevator closings over the last couple of weekends, and a little bit of inclement weather, but we've got about 4-5 days left, and I'm not going to get too stressed out about that considering it's Halloween (this is probably a few run-on sentences, but I'd like to see it diagrammed nonetheless). Yes, the forecast does look like shit, but we are a lot better off than last fall. Mainly, it is that the dysfunction of the Trump presidency (I still cringe typing that phrase) is constantly in the news, but everywhere I turn there are people who not only don't think the Donald is a complete fuckup, they actually think he's doing a good job. While alone, I constantly think that Trump supporters are stupid or evil, and then I remember that they are my neighbors whom I otherwise respect. The festering anger is challenging to handle. Anyway, I'll give you a little warning-I'll be live/drunk blogging/tweeting the election next Tuesday if we aren't shelling corn that day. The current forecast indicates I'll be drunkenly ranting come midnight Tuesday/Wednesday.
Showing posts with label Personal. Show all posts
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Wednesday, October 31, 2018
Wednesday, May 31, 2017
Planting 2017
Well, we finally finished planting (at least the first time) for the season. May as well watch it rain some more:
FRACTAL - 4k StormLapse from Chad Cowan on Vimeo.
Thursday, May 12, 2016
A Comeuppance
I had one of those humbling moments today at work. One of the shop supervisors had been asking me for a procedure for how to puncture aerosol cans for proper disposal with our can piercing device. I knew we'd had some kind of written directions, but I couldn't find them in the computer system. Then, the safety consultant sent me a picture showing some aerosol cans in a scrap hopper that hadn't been punctured. I was kind of ticked off that the guys in the shop hadn't been puncturing the cans with the can piercer, and decided to head out that way, figure out the process, and then write up a procedure so it would get done correctly.
I headed over to where the scrap hopper was, found a few cans that hadn't been punctured, and hauled them over to the can piercer. I punctured the first couple, then loaded in one can that was about half-full. I pulled down the lever, and nothing happened. I slowly backed off the handle, and suddenly the can flew up, struck the top of the cabinet the waste barrel was in, and bounced around, all while spewing paint everywhere. My arms were covered, my glasses had spatter on them, and the buttons of my shirt were noticeably blue. I'd forgotten to put the covering lid over the end of the can before I punctured it. I pretended nothing had happened, and didn't even look around to see if anybody had noticed. I quickly went to clean up and tried to not let on that I'd been so dumb. After getting the mess under control, I headed back to my cubicle.
Back in the office, I quickly found the can piercing company's website and downloaded the operating instructions. I sent them in an email to the supervisor, along with a message that we needed to get all the cans in the scrap hopper punctured. I was a little sheepish about talking to him, since I still had some paint showing that I couldn't get removed. A couple of hours later, I had to go to the shop, so I stopped in to make sure he knew what needed to be done. He hadn't gotten the email yet, so I explained to him what had to be done. Then I told him I had a story to tell. I explained all about how ticked off I had been, and how the can piercer I thought was self-explanatory had shown me up. He told me that the same thing had happened to him. I guess this is a good example of why safety instructions have to be well-written, even when they seem to be basic common sense.
I headed over to where the scrap hopper was, found a few cans that hadn't been punctured, and hauled them over to the can piercer. I punctured the first couple, then loaded in one can that was about half-full. I pulled down the lever, and nothing happened. I slowly backed off the handle, and suddenly the can flew up, struck the top of the cabinet the waste barrel was in, and bounced around, all while spewing paint everywhere. My arms were covered, my glasses had spatter on them, and the buttons of my shirt were noticeably blue. I'd forgotten to put the covering lid over the end of the can before I punctured it. I pretended nothing had happened, and didn't even look around to see if anybody had noticed. I quickly went to clean up and tried to not let on that I'd been so dumb. After getting the mess under control, I headed back to my cubicle.
Back in the office, I quickly found the can piercing company's website and downloaded the operating instructions. I sent them in an email to the supervisor, along with a message that we needed to get all the cans in the scrap hopper punctured. I was a little sheepish about talking to him, since I still had some paint showing that I couldn't get removed. A couple of hours later, I had to go to the shop, so I stopped in to make sure he knew what needed to be done. He hadn't gotten the email yet, so I explained to him what had to be done. Then I told him I had a story to tell. I explained all about how ticked off I had been, and how the can piercer I thought was self-explanatory had shown me up. He told me that the same thing had happened to him. I guess this is a good example of why safety instructions have to be well-written, even when they seem to be basic common sense.
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Wednesday, December 30, 2015
Procrastination
Who renewed his professional engineering license 26 hours before it expired? This guy! Why? Probably because he completed his 30 hours of continuing education about eight hours before that.
Thursday, May 21, 2015
I'm Not Dead Yet
Yeah, I haven't posted anything for a few days, but I'm still among the living. We did finish planting crops last night, so I've got that going for me. More posts to come.
Saturday, December 6, 2014
Championship Games / Bengals-Steelers Weekend Links
More stories to get you through the weekend:
The Ride of Their Lives - The New Yorker. Aspiring youth rodeo cowboys.
The Weight of Guilt: Inside the secret world of competitive bass fishing cheaters - Grantland
Honoring His Grandfather, Boy Breaks Baseball News - Weekend Edition. An interview with Devan Fink, 13-year-old operator of Cover Those Bases, a baseball news blog.
The Inheritance - Cincinnati Magazine. The history of the Bengals and the Brown family. A must-read for Bengals fans.
Rabobank Projects Low Crop Prices in 2015 - AgWeb. Also, quite a few stories recently on debt and dealing with ag lenders. Hmm......
Only Sixty Years of Farming Left If Soil Degredation Continues - Scientific American. That may be a little dramatic, but I do believe harder rains (probably due to climate change) are causing significant water erosion. Happy World Soil Day (yesterday).
New Analysis: Unlimited Crop Insurance Program Fuels Land & Wealth Consolidation in Minn. & Across the U.S. - Land Stewardship Project
Beef Cattle Statistics - University of Kentucky. For grandpa. He swore on Thanksgiving that Florida has led the nation in beef cow population for most of modern history, while I told him that Texas had the most beeves. More beef statistics here.
History of Detroit Lions games on Thanksgiving - Detroit Lions. Also for grandpa. Also from Thanksgiving. He swears the Bears and the Lions played every year for a very long time. He may also have claimed it was the Lions and Packers other years, which is more accurate. We have this argument every year. The best part is that dad looked it up this year and grandpa wouldn't believe him.
My Great-Great-Aunt Discovered Francium. And It Killed Her. - New York Times
The Invention of the Slinky - Priceonomics. Easier to untwist than the slinky itself.
How a Single Mom Created a Plastic Food-Storage Empire - Mental Floss
You Want A Dialogue On Racism? These Black Teens Are Living It - TPM
Sub-$50 Oil Surfaces in North Dakota Amid Regional Discounts - Bloomberg. Efficient markets, my ass.
No wonder landowners are scared. We are starting to find out who owns Britain. - The Guardian. This sounds crazy. No public land register? No real property taxes? Really?
The 85 Most Disruptive Ideas in Our History - Businessweek.
A glut of oil? - James Hamilton. I don't believe the green portion of the U.S. production graph will keep growing like that.
Natural Gas: The Fracking Fallacy - Nature. A University of Texas study predicts the shale gas revolution isn't all that.I'm with the pessimists (surprise). Well worth the read.
The Ride of Their Lives - The New Yorker. Aspiring youth rodeo cowboys.
The Weight of Guilt: Inside the secret world of competitive bass fishing cheaters - Grantland
Honoring His Grandfather, Boy Breaks Baseball News - Weekend Edition. An interview with Devan Fink, 13-year-old operator of Cover Those Bases, a baseball news blog.
The Inheritance - Cincinnati Magazine. The history of the Bengals and the Brown family. A must-read for Bengals fans.
Rabobank Projects Low Crop Prices in 2015 - AgWeb. Also, quite a few stories recently on debt and dealing with ag lenders. Hmm......
Only Sixty Years of Farming Left If Soil Degredation Continues - Scientific American. That may be a little dramatic, but I do believe harder rains (probably due to climate change) are causing significant water erosion. Happy World Soil Day (yesterday).
New Analysis: Unlimited Crop Insurance Program Fuels Land & Wealth Consolidation in Minn. & Across the U.S. - Land Stewardship Project
Beef Cattle Statistics - University of Kentucky. For grandpa. He swore on Thanksgiving that Florida has led the nation in beef cow population for most of modern history, while I told him that Texas had the most beeves. More beef statistics here.
History of Detroit Lions games on Thanksgiving - Detroit Lions. Also for grandpa. Also from Thanksgiving. He swears the Bears and the Lions played every year for a very long time. He may also have claimed it was the Lions and Packers other years, which is more accurate. We have this argument every year. The best part is that dad looked it up this year and grandpa wouldn't believe him.
My Great-Great-Aunt Discovered Francium. And It Killed Her. - New York Times
The Invention of the Slinky - Priceonomics. Easier to untwist than the slinky itself.
How a Single Mom Created a Plastic Food-Storage Empire - Mental Floss
You Want A Dialogue On Racism? These Black Teens Are Living It - TPM
Sub-$50 Oil Surfaces in North Dakota Amid Regional Discounts - Bloomberg. Efficient markets, my ass.
No wonder landowners are scared. We are starting to find out who owns Britain. - The Guardian. This sounds crazy. No public land register? No real property taxes? Really?
The 85 Most Disruptive Ideas in Our History - Businessweek.
A glut of oil? - James Hamilton. I don't believe the green portion of the U.S. production graph will keep growing like that.
Natural Gas: The Fracking Fallacy - Nature. A University of Texas study predicts the shale gas revolution isn't all that.I'm with the pessimists (surprise). Well worth the read.
Friday, August 29, 2014
Wednesday, July 16, 2014
Velcro All the Way
For my sister and for Pete:
@PacificStand @chaykak Velcro wallets are even better.
— A Farmer (@afarmerinohio) July 16, 2014
Saturday, July 12, 2014
The Joy Found In Doing Something Well
Bill Simmons has a very enjoyable piece about LeBron going back to Cleveland, his place as one of the greatest basketball players ever, what makes him so great, and why the move makes sense in that light. Here's a sample:
[Warning: major nerd content and much inane bragging after the jump]
I have caught LeBron in person maybe 50 times. My favorite night happened in Game 4 of this year’s Eastern Conference finals against Indiana, right after Lance Stephenson stupidly challenged him. LeBron said he didn’t take Lance’s buffoonery personally, only we knew that he did. Unlike Jordan or Kobe before him, he didn’t respond by dropping 50.I went into work this morning, and read this while I was killing time. Then I went out and took a walk around the shop to see if there were any problems or screw ups I might have to deal with before I left for the day. As I was going back toward the office, I stopped and talked to one of the weld inspectors. He is the guy who gets called out to do the important fixes when things are screwed up, whether it is cutting apart bad weld jobs and fixing them, or cutting holes for bearings when the pre-programmed holes don't work out. But most of his day is spent keeping the other welders working, looking at drawings and helping get those guys' work set up, then inspecting their work to see if it meets our quality standards. He told me that this morning he was actually in a booth welding. When he first said it, I thought maybe he was making the point that it was somehow crazy that things were so disordered that he wasn't doing his job, but instead doing somebody else's work. That's because normally our conversations center around how insanely chaotic our workdays are. Then he made the comment that it was so nice being in there by himself, turning off the radio, and just welding. I think he used the word peaceful to describe it. I was immediately reminded of the above article. Clearly, he really enjoyed just welding-being there by himself and doing what he does very well. That made me think about what I would consider the skill which I do best (which obviously isn't writing).
Instead, he strolled onto the court, figured out exactly what the Heat needed, then gave them exactly that for three incredible quarters. There wasn’t a single moment, for two solid hours, when anyone thought Indiana had a chance. His numbers weren’t mind-blowing: just 29 points and nine rebounds through three quarters. But he dominated the proceedings in every conceivable way. You never forgot he was out there, not for a second. He made the correct basketball decision every time, even something as simple as “I should push the pace right here” or “I’m just gonna assume that Norris Cole is in the left corner even if I can’t see him, so I’m going to throw a 50-foot pass over my head to that spot and hope he catches it.” He didn’t waste an ounce of energy. Over everything else, his efficiency was positively eerie.
During the third quarter, I texted a friend that “this was an all-time non-signature signature game, he’s made like 13 incredible plays.” Almost on cue, the man made two more, including an insane full-court push that finished with a reverse dunk in traffic. Like Magic before him, LeBron loves playing at home — loves seeing the arena covered in white, loves looking out at the fans after big plays, loves stomping around and screaming and feeding off the noise. He’s been great at basketball for years and years, but now he’d figured out the sport itself. He reached that final level. This was art. This was genius plus performance.
In an underrated movie called Six Degrees of Separation, Will Smith plays a scam artist who infiltrates the lives of four different wealthy families in Manhattan. He insists on cooking dinner for one of those families and makes them an amazing meal. Later, when the wife (played by Stockard Channing) is trying to convince Smith’s character to give himself up to police, he remembers that dinner and says it was the greatest night of his life.
You guys let me use all the best parts of me, he tells her.
That’s how I felt about LeBron in Game 4 of that Indy series.
[Warning: major nerd content and much inane bragging after the jump]
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Tuesday, June 17, 2014
A Lazy, Hazy Evening
After a long weekend and Monday side dressing corn and baling hay, I'm sitting on the porch this evening, poking around the internet on my laptop and listening to the Reds game on grandma's crank-powered radio, which was acquired to ensure she could listen to The Truckin' Bozo on WLW after society collapsed because computer programmers were too lazy to upgrade code to grapple with the turn of the century. Now we've got all our spring work done, and since we've still got a couple of weeks to get ready to run my obligatory field of wheat, I figured I could take an evening off. Plus, it's too hot to do anything but sweat your ass off. I just happened to notice that June is already half over, and I now realize that those crazy old bastards really were right when they talked about how quickly time passes. Now all those damn fool kids look at me like I'm nuts when I tell them the same thing. Don't worry, whippersnappers, you'll be saying the same thing when I'm dead and gone.
Monday, May 12, 2014
The Corn is In
photo via Precision Planting
Well, a couple fields got planted in somewhat marginal conditions, but all of our corn is out of the bag and in the ground. Now the fun begins.
Yesterday was kind of interesting. We went and checked our final farm, and dad and I had differing opinions on what to do. After checking the forecast (which had been abysmally inaccurate all weekend) we decided to go ahead and plant it. While we were planting, a pretty strong thunderstorm popped up, but for the most part stayed to the south of the farm. We got light sprinkles for a while, and then when the sun came out and it looked like the worst was over, it started raining harder. This created an awesome rainbow that arched over several farmhouses in the distance. I was disappointed I didn't have my camera with me. The rain came down hard enough that I pulled out of the field to see what would happen, got some more fertilizer and seed, then headed back when it let up. At this point, I had 15 acres left, the ground was a little tacky, and another round of clouds was building to the west. I got going again, and about 1/3 of the way through, we got another round of the devil beating his wife. I wasn't going to stop, and it wasn't hateful closing up the trench anyway. Again, a tremendous rainbow (double rainbow for a while) formed to the east, and wouldn't you know it, I forgot to grab the camera. After skipping a swampy area, I got the last of the corn planted and called it a wrap.
I'd estimate that we got maybe half a tenth to a tenth of rain while I was planting, but 3 1/2 miles to the south, I got 3/4", and dad got 1 1/2" another 3 1/2 miles south of there. Then, overnight I got another inch of rain at home. While it wasn't ideal conditions, I'm glad we got that planted while we could. If that farm got the same inch of rain that I got overnight, it would be a mess for a while. I'm still disappointed I didn't get any pictures of the rainbows stretched out over the neighboring farmsteads, but I'd have screwed them up anyway.
Sunday, March 23, 2014
Tax Day
I spent most of the morning entering in my tax data for last year. Considering the different things I have going on, my taxes aren't extremely complicated. It helps to have a relative who is a CPA and has top-of-the-line tax software available for use, along with the knowledge for how to handle depreciation and stuff like that. I was amazed that my 1.75% city income taxes and 1.50% school district income taxes withheld from my check were higher than the state income taxes withheld. I think the city and school district taxes are taken out before the 401k contribution, while the state income taxes are taken out after, but still, that is kind of crazy. I've got about a half hour more work to do on them, but I'm always glad to get that done. All I know is that Uncle Sam has a pretty good sized check coming his way.
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Sunday, February 2, 2014
A Life Lived In One Place
Garrison Keillor reflects on a life lived in the Twin Cities, and a life lived in which a man and his surroundings are entwined in a single existence:
When a man has lived in one place so long, he takes comfort in landmarks. The State Theater, the Basilica of St. Mary, the Grain Belt beer sign on Hennepin. I will go out of my way to cruise by the white tower of the horticulture building at the state fairgrounds and the grandstand and the remains of the racetrack where auto thrill-show drivers raced late-model Fords off ramps and through flaming hoops and a woman in a spangly suit dived from a high tower into a water tank. When Northwestern National Bank was sold to a giant chain, whose brass decided to do away with the beloved Weatherball (“When the Weatherball is white, colder weather is in sight”), it was like a death in the family.....When I got out of college, I made an effort to move away from home and to head to a more rural place, one in which change seemed less likely. One of the things that quickly brought be back home was my knowledge of the place. I didn't want to give up all the history, the landmarks, the understanding of the communities, what they were, how they worked, and why they worked that way. I didn't want to be a stranger in a strange land, where I wasn't educated in the culture of the place. It is probably a strange reason to head back home, but it is one of the determining factors in me ending up where I am. We're going to have a couple of local landmarks demolished this year, and I'm going to feel like a little piece of the place I know is gone. However, they will live on, as long as the stories about them do. Much like the stockyards and packing plants of South St. Paul, which I'm sure Keillor remembers well, even though they are gone, the people they affected live on, and a bit of that history will continue to be passed down. I can appreciate that many people aren't attached to a single place, but to Garrison Keillor, and to myself, place is a part of self.
When a man has lived in one place for most of his life, he walks around hip-deep in history. He sees that life is not so brief; it is vast and contains multitudes. I drive down Seventh Street to a Twins game and pass the old Dayton’s department store (Macy’s now but still Dayton’s to me), where in my poverty days I shoplifted an unabridged dictionary the size of a suitcase, and 50 years later I still feel the terror of walking out the door with it under my jacket, and I imagine the cops arresting my 20-year-old self and what 30 days in the slammer might’ve done for me. From my seat above first base, I see the meatpacking plant where those men wrestled beef carcasses into trucks and the old Munsingwear factory with the low rumble and whine of machines, and I remember an intense dread of spending one’s days at a power loom making men’s underwear. The building is today an enormous emporium of interior design showrooms, the place to go if you feel the urge to spend a hundred grand on a new bathroom, but to me it’s still the coal mine I was afraid I’d spend my life in. I think about this along about the eighth inning if the Twins are down by a few runs.
When we graduated from Anoka High, my classmate Corinne Guntzel drove her dad’s white Cadillac Eldorado convertible with rocket tail fins at high speed down the West River Road and into the city on a street just beyond right center field, and I stood in the front seat and sang, “That’ll be the day, when you say goodbye / oh, that’ll be the day, when you make me cry,” and now she and her parents, Hilmar and Helen, lie in Crystal Lake Cemetery on the north side beyond left field, my stalwart friends and supporters, in the ground; thoughts of them click into place whenever I pass the Dowling Avenue exit on 94. She was a suicide 28 years ago, drowned with rocks in her pockets, and I still love her and am not over her death, nor do I expect ever to be. If I drove by the cemetery with a visitor, I wouldn’t say a word about this. Too much. Too painful. Her at the wheel, the summer wind in my face, the lights of Minneapolis passing, sweet love in the air. I would give the world to go back to that night and hold her in my arms.
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Friday, January 24, 2014
A New Theory of Life?
Jeremy England,a physicist at MIT, has a new concept of the origin of life:
Actually, even though I don't remember almost any details of the classwork, I do have a couple of other fairly strong memories of the class. In order to stand out as an individual in a sea of strangers, I wore free seed and chemical company hats throughout my college years. One day in class, I was sporting my Pioneer seed corn hat, and walked down to the front of the lecture hall to turn in my homework. The teacher asked me if I was a farmer, and I told him I was. He asked where I was from, and what kind of a farm I was from. I told him, and he told me that he grew up on a farm in central Illinois prior to attending U of I. To put into perspective how much I put into my education, and socialization with my professors, this was one of the most in-depth conversations I ever had with one of my teachers (another was when I ran into my geotech professor in the liquor section at Osco about an hour after my final exam, and when he asked what I was doing, I told him the truth, I was buying my grandparents' Christmas presents. He laughed heartily, and then I said, no, really).
The other memory was near the end of the semester. We were working on thermodynamic power cycles, and were given three homework problems worth 20 points a piece. In each one, I would draw the proper diagram (see below), and fill in the known state at each point. I'd then scratch around for a little bit, and realize I didn't really know how to solve the problem.
To make matters more challenging, I had Spring Fever, it was Must See TV Thursday, and I'm sure there was some Schlitz being kept icy cold in the fridge, so I could observe the practical application of the Carnot cycle. To wrap up my assignment and detail why I didn't solve the problems, I wrote out an explanation that went something like this:
Why does life exist?This is way beyond me, but it is rather intriguing. I don't really have anything to add on the subject, but the reference to the second law of thermodynamics brings back a college memory. I remember that when I was in college, there was a campus-wide discussion about how Catholic a Catholic university ought to be. As part of that conversation, our thermodynamics professor required us to compose an essay on the subject of whether the second law of thermodynamics was compatible with the belief in the existence of God. I have no idea what I wrote at the time, but I'm sure I made the case that they could co-exist rationally. I'm sure it was a tremendously weak argument.
Popular hypotheses credit a primordial soup, a bolt of lightning and a colossal stroke of luck. But if a provocative new theory is correct, luck may have little to do with it. Instead, according to the physicist proposing the idea, the origin and subsequent evolution of life follow from the fundamental laws of nature and “should be as unsurprising as rocks rolling downhill.”
From the standpoint of physics, there is one essential difference between living things and inanimate clumps of carbon atoms: The former tend to be much better at capturing energy from their environment and dissipating that energy as heat. Jeremy England, a 31-year-old assistant professor at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, has derived a mathematical formula that he believes explains this capacity. The formula, based on established physics, indicates that when a group of atoms is driven by an external source of energy (like the sun or chemical fuel) and surrounded by a heat bath (like the ocean or atmosphere), it will often gradually restructure itself in order to dissipate increasingly more energy. This could mean that under certain conditions, matter inexorably acquires the key physical attribute associated with life.....
At the heart of England’s idea is the second law of thermodynamics, also known as the law of increasing entropy or the “arrow of time.” Hot things cool down, gas diffuses through air, eggs scramble but never spontaneously unscramble; in short, energy tends to disperse or spread out as time progresses. Entropy is a measure of this tendency, quantifying how dispersed the energy is among the particles in a system, and how diffuse those particles are throughout space. It increases as a simple matter of probability: There are more ways for energy to be spread out than for it to be concentrated. Thus, as particles in a system move around and interact, they will, through sheer chance, tend to adopt configurations in which the energy is spread out. Eventually, the system arrives at a state of maximum entropy called “thermodynamic equilibrium,” in which energy is uniformly distributed. A cup of coffee and the room it sits in become the same temperature, for example. As long as the cup and the room are left alone, this process is irreversible. The coffee never spontaneously heats up again because the odds are overwhelmingly stacked against so much of the room’s energy randomly concentrating in its atoms.
Although entropy must increase over time in an isolated or “closed” system, an “open” system can keep its entropy low — that is, divide energy unevenly among its atoms — by greatly increasing the entropy of its surroundings. In his influential 1944 monograph “What Is Life?” the eminent quantum physicist Erwin Schrödinger argued that this is what living things must do. A plant, for example, absorbs extremely energetic sunlight, uses it to build sugars, and ejects infrared light, a much less concentrated form of energy. The overall entropy of the universe increases during photosynthesis as the sunlight dissipates, even as the plant prevents itself from decaying by maintaining an orderly internal structure.
Actually, even though I don't remember almost any details of the classwork, I do have a couple of other fairly strong memories of the class. In order to stand out as an individual in a sea of strangers, I wore free seed and chemical company hats throughout my college years. One day in class, I was sporting my Pioneer seed corn hat, and walked down to the front of the lecture hall to turn in my homework. The teacher asked me if I was a farmer, and I told him I was. He asked where I was from, and what kind of a farm I was from. I told him, and he told me that he grew up on a farm in central Illinois prior to attending U of I. To put into perspective how much I put into my education, and socialization with my professors, this was one of the most in-depth conversations I ever had with one of my teachers (another was when I ran into my geotech professor in the liquor section at Osco about an hour after my final exam, and when he asked what I was doing, I told him the truth, I was buying my grandparents' Christmas presents. He laughed heartily, and then I said, no, really).
The other memory was near the end of the semester. We were working on thermodynamic power cycles, and were given three homework problems worth 20 points a piece. In each one, I would draw the proper diagram (see below), and fill in the known state at each point. I'd then scratch around for a little bit, and realize I didn't really know how to solve the problem.
To make matters more challenging, I had Spring Fever, it was Must See TV Thursday, and I'm sure there was some Schlitz being kept icy cold in the fridge, so I could observe the practical application of the Carnot cycle. To wrap up my assignment and detail why I didn't solve the problems, I wrote out an explanation that went something like this:
The motion of these cycles has given me a headache and made me sick to my stomach. Due to these maladies, I need to lie down and rest, and am unable to complete the assignment. I really hope that the condition will pass before the date of the exam.When I got the assignment back after grading, I found that I was rewarded 1 point for drawing out the cycle diagrams and labeling the conditions at each point. I was awarded 2 points for my explanation of why I couldn't complete the assignment, for a total score of 3 out of 60. That was the 5% assignment grade I was most proud of in college.
Saturday, May 25, 2013
Putting Things In Perspective
To fulfill my sister's request, here (<<-read this one first, it is written by a friend and occasional drinking associate) are links to two stories about a family who are my friends and neighbors, and all the things they have been through since Cory, the son, got hit by a car while riding a moped, and suffered tremendous brain trauma and spent 3 months in a coma. They are inspiring and emotional articles, and are more likely to bring tears to your eyes than slicing a bushel of onions (that would be 4 pecks, for those who are interested in strange units of measurement) or playing a round or three of rochambeau. If they don't do it, here's a picture of Cory walking down the aisle at graduation.
These stories are also a very good example of the amazing strength and goodness to be found in our communities. While these folks might have been able to make it through their trials on their own, I know there is no way I could in their situation, and I know that the outpouring of support from friends and neighbors greatly eased their burdens and helped them carry on. I am proud to know so many strong, loving and caring people, and am glad to be a small, albeit not nearly as beneficial, part of their lives and their community. We may frequently see the bad side of people, but there is an overwhelming amount of good in them.
I may love to bitch and moan about how put upon I am in my day-to-day life, but people like this, who have been through real-life suffering and tragedy, quickly put into context how charmed my life has been. I will now take a short break from complaining about what amounts to my personal version of white people problems (or first-world problems) to drink a few beers with said friends, and to celebrate Cory's graduation. And to soak in a little of what makes life beautiful.
These stories are also a very good example of the amazing strength and goodness to be found in our communities. While these folks might have been able to make it through their trials on their own, I know there is no way I could in their situation, and I know that the outpouring of support from friends and neighbors greatly eased their burdens and helped them carry on. I am proud to know so many strong, loving and caring people, and am glad to be a small, albeit not nearly as beneficial, part of their lives and their community. We may frequently see the bad side of people, but there is an overwhelming amount of good in them.
I may love to bitch and moan about how put upon I am in my day-to-day life, but people like this, who have been through real-life suffering and tragedy, quickly put into context how charmed my life has been. I will now take a short break from complaining about what amounts to my personal version of white people problems (or first-world problems) to drink a few beers with said friends, and to celebrate Cory's graduation. And to soak in a little of what makes life beautiful.
Sunday, May 12, 2013
Juggle and Cut
A touching story:
Juggle & Cut tells the story of Andy Phelps, a gifted kid with a colorful resume: he’s a juggler, unicycler, carpenter, hockey player, and firebreather. But, on an autumn day in 1998, Andy broke his neck in a massive car accident, leaving him without the use of his hands and legs. This film is about Phelps’s journey after his accident, and he how he kept his creative spark alive despite some steep emotional and physical obstacles.It is amazing my friends and I didn't end up hurt or killed in a car wreck. We did a lot of dumb stuff in vehicles. One of my best friends did die in a car crash, but that time, he was just driving home and a girl crossed the center line and hit his car. That was eighteen years ago. He was twenty-one. It seems like only four or five years ago. Time flies
Crafted by the gifted Caleb Slain (he’s only 22!), Juggle & Cut is the rare sort of inspirational documentary that not only manages to tell a compelling story, but reveals a larger, profound theme. As the story develops and Andy’s current occupation is revealed, the film becomes a manifesto for creativity — a call to get out in this world and make something, regardless of one’s personal limitations. The entire piece is a polished, confident example of documentary short filmmaking.
Phelps is currently working on a book fittingly called It Never Ends. Be sure to check out Slain’s other narrative shorts, The Lost and Found Shop and Free Pie, which are equally impressive.
Sunday, March 31, 2013
Happy Easter
Typical Easter Sunday. I get to church a minute or two earlier than normal, but it doesn't matter, because the place is stuffed to the gills with people I've never seen before. Instead of getting a seat on the center aisle in the second-to-last row (which is what I consider MY seat), I had to go two-thirds of the way up on the outside aisle to find a spot where nobody had to scoot over. This put me in a not-so-joyous, not-so-Christian mood (not that that takes very much). It is amazing how Easter and Christmas bring everybody out of the woodwork. Normally there is tons of room to stretch out. Not today. Hopefully, they loaded up the collection basket, though.
On the way back to the car, I saw this note laying on the ground beside the fence which surrounds the parking lot/playground of the parish school. I picked it up and opened it. It said:
Also, too, on the awkward romances front, I saw this SNL rerun last night, and it really made me laugh:
On the way back to the car, I saw this note laying on the ground beside the fence which surrounds the parking lot/playground of the parish school. I picked it up and opened it. It said:
Hey, What's your name? :)
Haha
Your adorable!
Lolz!
Ah, the memory of being a kid. Unfortunately, I realize that my skills in the romantic department haven't evolved much from those days. Well, maybe a girl will realize I don't bring many skills in the romance department and take pity on me. Anyway, the note made me think of this:
Also, too, on the awkward romances front, I saw this SNL rerun last night, and it really made me laugh:
Thursday, March 21, 2013
O'Brian's Is Dead. Long Live O'Brian's
Today I received a check in the mail settling an arrangement for my all-time favorite public house, O'Brian's. It is hard for me to describe the place, because it was my second home for most of six years. The family which ran it were my nearly constant companions through that run. In the time it was open, I got to know a large number of people, many of whom, like me, loved the place in spite of its quirks. I run into a lot of them at other bars, and they convey how much they miss the place, and the folks who ran it, and we spend a good deal of time reminiscing and asking about other regular customers. It was the launching pad and campaign headquarters for my brief but entertaining political career. During that campaign, I purchased stickers saying "Happy St. Patrick's Day, Vote for [A Farmer] for State Representative," then proceeded to spend the day sitting at the end of the bar with several friends, drinking Guinness and passing the stickers out to revelers. It might not have won many votes, but it was a lot of fun. It was the place one of my best friends was reintroduced to his future wife (and his shoes were introduced to the contents of her stomach), and now I'm their daughter's godfather (actually, the night they ran into one another was the day after my marathon campaign stop on St. Patrick's Day). On election night that year, I held my campaign party there. Friends and family came in and consoled me on my utter defeat by a clueless Tea Partier, before there was a Tea Party.
One of the charms of the place was also one of its downfalls. It was quiet and often not crowded. I can only guess at the number of hours in which I was the only customer. Often, if the owners were busy doing something in the kitchen or upstairs, and I needed a drink, or another customer came in and wanted something, I'd go behind the bar and get it, then mark it down on the tab. When the kegs kicked, the ladies would ask me to change the keg for them, and I'd go back and take care of it. For the vast majority of the time it was open, a pint of Guinness cost four dollars, and I wouldn't want to know what my total bill was. All I can say is that it would equal much of a year's salary, at a minimum. But all the money spent couldn't add up to the great memories of the place.
Last week, a new bar opened up in the same spot, and while they made a few changes, it looks mostly the same, but lacks somewhat in family atmosphere. I've stopped in several times, but with the exception of the eve of St. Patrick's Day, hasn't had much better crowds than O'Brian's did, even in some of its darker days. I wish the owners well, and I'm sure I'll stop in fairly regularly, but it will never be O'Brian's.
Friday, February 1, 2013
A Milestone
You can tell a giant mass of frigid air has blanketed the country (and maybe the world, based on where people visited the blog from) last month. This so-called blog hit five figures in page views in a month for the first time in January. I'd like to thank everyone who stopped in for one reason or another (even all the spam commenters), but I'd like to especially thank the folks who (maybe inexplicably) visit frequently. If you do visit fairly regularly, feel free to drop me a comment. Sometimes I don't realize how dumb, foolish, unintentionally funny, etc. I am being without somebody letting me know. To wrap up, while I know he doesn't mean this blog because he is talking about creative people with good taste, let's all imagine Ira Glass is talking about this site in the following clip:
Ira Glass on Storytelling from David Shiyang Liu on Vimeo.
Monday, December 31, 2012
End of the Year Summary
Well, 2012 has managed to slide by, and we survived the end of the Mayan Long Calendar. We somehow made it through a very depressing Presidential campaign, and as far as I'm concerned, the best man (men) won. The drought of 2012 nicked the crops here at home, but we got out better than a lot of folks out west. My job kept me busy enough that the original writing on posts decreased from last year. The best I could come up with was an Onionesque April Fools' story on Obama getting fed up and leaving Joe Biden in charge while he went on a bender. There were a few surprises, like where I agreed with Ben Stein and the Koch Brothers, and with Republicans investigating MF Global. Land prices continued their epic climb, in the monkey dirt out west, and even across the road from our farm. My year wasn't hateful. It was better than Big Tex's (or Mitt Romney's, which went like Big Tex's on election day), but not as good as R.A. Dickey's (or Lebron. I guess he proved my former employer and Dan Gilbert wrong). Hopefully, all of you had a fine year, hopefully the next will be even better for you. I'm glad you've stopped in to visit (this month has had the most pageviews since I started the blog) and I hope you come back next year.
Prosit!
P.S. I was trying to think of what my favorite song of 2012 was, and I think I'll go with Tim McMorris' "Overwhelmed."
It may carry some meaning that I discovered that song in a commercial for a product which has to fill in for the absence of such a presence in my life:
To 2013 being the year to find that person. (lifts bottle of Sam Adams) Hell, I may as well start the year on an optimistic note.
Prosit!
P.S. I was trying to think of what my favorite song of 2012 was, and I think I'll go with Tim McMorris' "Overwhelmed."
It may carry some meaning that I discovered that song in a commercial for a product which has to fill in for the absence of such a presence in my life:
To 2013 being the year to find that person. (lifts bottle of Sam Adams) Hell, I may as well start the year on an optimistic note.
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