Breaking Amish

I missed this bit of reality TV exploitation, but luckily Grantland covers for me:

Speaking of Jeremiah, how's his language now that he's out of Amish country?
First words, upon leaving Penn Station:

"No more bishop looking after me. Fuck that. Holy shit, finally fucking free."

Well, OK then. How about you, Abe?
On the ladies of New York City:

"There's a lot of skanks."

Noted. Anything else?

"Her ass cheek was there and her dress stopped right there."

"I thought about throwing a quarter out and letting her pick it up."

All. Gentlemen. Everything.

Gosh darn, it sounds entertaining, but I'm just not going to tune in.