Tear Gas, Giant Vaginas and Tough Mudder - Vice Sports. I'm sorry, I really don't care what the article is about, but the title makes me laugh.
Pennsylvanians No Longer Subject To (Quite As) Insane Draconian Alcohol Laws - Modern Farmer. Fuck, there are so many bad liquor laws around this country. If there ever should be federal law, it is here. Or in civil rights.
9 Billionaires Are About To Remake New York Public Schools-Here's Their Story - The Nation
Stephen King to Maine governor: "Man up and apologize" - Washington Post. Lepage is a typical Republican asshole, and he was using King as an example of somebody who moved out-of-state to save on income taxes. Except King still paid Maine state taxes. Republicans are stupid fucking idiots.
Gulf Stream is slowing down faster than ever, scientists say - The Independent. The funny thing is, if you search Gulf Stream, the first story is a bullshit article from Breitbart. The thing is, if this story is even partially true, it is a very bad thing.
Agriculture: Increase water harvesting in Africa - Nature
The 2016 Republican presidential race. broken down into 5 'lanes' - Washington Post. There should be an idiot category. It would be the biggest.