Prophet Says World Will End Quietly Next Friday

NPR:

When we last heard from Harold Camping, the Family Radio broadcaster was conceding he'd been wrong about The Rapture beginning on May 21 — a prediction that had some folks selling their worldly possessions and traveling the nation to warn that the end was coming soon. His calculations had been off, Camping said, and it was looking to him like things would really get going (or start stopping?) on Oct. 21.
That's next Friday.
Now Camping, who says he's recovering slowly from a stroke he suffered in June, has posted a new audio message. He's sounding a little less than definite, but still convinced that the end is coming soon. And he's also predicting it will all sort of happen with a whimper, not a bang.

I'll call Shenanigans.  Read updates here next Saturday, if I'm right.