Saturday, February 2, 2013

More Panicked Gun Buying Because of Obama

Andy Borowitz on the White House releasing a photo of Obama firing a weapon:
Right-wing opponents of Mr. Obama were behind the frenzied gun sales, saying that they were terrified by the image of an armed and shooting President. “I don’t want to sound paranoid or anything, but now everything Obama has been doing makes sense,” said Harland Dorrinson, who was waiting on a blocks-long line outside a West Virginia Wal-Mart. “He wants to take away all our guns and then he’s going to come shoot us.” Learning that Mr. Obama only uses his rifle for skeet-shooting did little to calm Mr. Dorrinson: “Somebody owning a gun just for sporting purposes? Yeah, right.”
That is too funny.

1 comment:

  1. I really think that it is not an issue to buy an Australian used gun. They panicked because they wanted to buy guns, not because of anything else.

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