Dear Mrs. Palin,
I have been watching you since you entered the national conscience in August 2008 as John McCain's running mate. At that time, it was obvious that you were much better prepared than your running mate, and certainly his opponent, to be President of the United States.
You clearly understand our nation's unique history, and destiny as the greatest nation in the history of the world. You understand that God placed this nation on the Earth to be a guide and beacon for all other peoples.
It was clear at that time that our nation faced tremendous challenges, and since that time it has become clear that those challenges are even greater than we realized. After this country failed to elect you and your running mate, our problems became much worse. You have tried to offer guidance to the man who was chosen to lead our country, and he has failed to accept your help.
I realize that you would have to sacrifice financially to step up and offer yourself to be President of the United States, and take the burdens this nation faces upon yourself. You have the unique gifts of intelligence, temperment and disposition which can unite this country and guide us to the path of righteousness.
Therefore, I ask that today you announce your candidacy for President of the United States.
In the future, this country will remember April 1, 2011 as the day that you came forward to do God's work and save this country from the evil Liberals who seek to destroy it.
It will also remember it as April Fools' Day.