More Entertaining Super Bowl Wagers

From Cousin Sal:

What shade of red will Tom Coughlin's Rosacea-cursed face be at the end of the game?
Scarlet and crimson are sucker bets. I'm going with vermillion at 11/1.
65/1 odds Kelly Clarkson gets a last minute Chili's endorsement deal and during the national anthem replaces the phrase "home of the brave" with "home of the awesome blossom"?
I know. That was a long way to go for a blooming onion joke. Bear with me — this is almost over.
Who will NBC show first in the owner's box: The Girl with The Dragon Tattoo (Rooney Mara, daughter of Giants VP Chris Mara) or an actual girl with an actual dragon tattoo — Rob Gronkowski's porn star girlfriend?
If the peacock network has any kind of sense of humor they'll shoot for the latter.
Even odds that for the ninth year in a row Danica Patrick will get cut-off unzipping a leather jumpsuit in a godaddy.com ad.
I joke but the truth is to this day she's still one of the sexiest female dwarf drivers NASCAR has to offer.

I'm not sure why I love the vermillion line.  It probably has something to do with my 64 count box of Crayolas.  Sal has other good ones there.